Dear friend,
Firstly, let me assure you that this isn’t a joke.
When I say she’s the dirtiest girl, she IS the dirtiest girl.
Many have come and seen her. Many even tried taming her. But none succeeded.
Because when playtime comes, she gets dirtier than you could ever imagine.
I know there are a few people who like it dirty. At first they’re like, “Ooh she’s just cute dirty” or “Aww she’s so adorably bad”…
But then, the novelty wears off.
They begin to wonder if they can ‘really’ handle the type of dirty I’m talking about.
Because, I will say it once again, even in my 20 years of this business, I haven’t seen anything dirty like this.
Sometimes I guess it’s an innate quality of hers, something that she was born with.
And because she’s such a dirty, naughty girl, it’s been a real hard time for us folks at heavenlypets.com to find people who can take care of her.
Yes, it’s official: we’re giving up.
We’re throwing in the towel.
Wait, here’s a picture if you still don’t believe us:
This is Rosy the retriever. She’s our resident dirty girl.
Just look at her for yourself.
Looking all cute and adorable, but beneath it all she’s just a dirty girl who loves to play around in the mud all day long.
However, we can guarantee one thing: she’ll make for an adorable playmate.
Though she loves the mud, she’s pretty neat by herself in and around home.
(We’re presuming there is no muddy area in/around your home :P)
And what shocks us even more is that though she is dirty et al, she’s been getting eyed by a lot of potential adopters. And when we say a lot, we mean A LOT. For real.
If you don’t believe us yet, go to www.dummyheavenlypetslink.com to check on how much others are willing to pay for her.
The bid ends tomorrow night and we’re sending the truckload of money we’ll be getting to our NGO partners at CancerFighters for the treatment of the terminally ill.
Rosy might be a bad girl, but she’ll make her way to our hall of fame for doing her best to up the ante against the fight for cancer.
You know what, forget whatever we said about her being a dirty girl. We’ll just miss her the same.
That’s why we hope you bring her to our place once in a while to get her medical checks done right. Here’s the link where you should go and place your bid:
www.blabladummylink.com
Here’s the link once again in case you forget:
www.blabladummylink.com
Win or lose the bid, don’t forget to join us at our sending off party to Rosy tomorrow evening at our place.
Love from Rosy and www.heavenlypets.com :) Oh and did we mention the link? www.blabladummylink.com
Love,
Sibi
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The above was a spec sales email written by yours truly.
It isn’t perfect. Cut me some slack.
It was early on when I was ‘discovering’ copywriting.
But it got me my first paid gig though. So it’s special for me.
Maybe I’m not proud of the clickbaity headline.
But sure as hell I love the pattern interrupt here.
Film script and brand copy is fun. But direct response is doubly fun.
Which brings me to an important message:
I’m open to write for NGOs of any type for FREE.
Ad film conception and script, sales email sequence, marketing copy – anything.
If you’re someone associated with an NGO or know somebody who is and needs help with their advertising/marketing efforts, let me know.
Love,
The Copy Alchemist
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